this is my life.

tyleroakley:

Ermahgerd.

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tyleroakley:

One GPOY to rule them all.

tyleroakley:

“One time, Nicki Minaj punched me in the face. It was awesome.” - Dameka

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workaholics:

1. What is your plan for me, Adam?
2. How’d you get such great triceps?
3. How’d you get such great delts?
4. Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up)
5. How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver.
6. How’d you get such great quads?
7. What’s the fastest route to work?  I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way.
8. Can you teach me how to dougie?
9. Why “Jagger’s” moves?
10. Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga?
11. What’s Alice’s deal?
12. Can I party with you when you come to Heaven?
13. When do you want to die?  Check this box for “Never”.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART. 

HOW DO YOU ENTER?

With perfect love and perfect trust.

GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:

1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.

2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.

3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.

BLESSED BE.

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I AM SO TIRED.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?

WORN RIGHT OUT.

POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.

I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.

THE INTERNET IS HARD.

IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

tyleroakley:

WE MUST GO TO THE YARD SARD.

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tyleroakley:

Every time I perform karaoke, regardless of what I’m singing.

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